1. Notes: 4983 / 1 day ago  from bobbertr (originally from homedesigndarlings)
     
  2. Notes: 209980 / 1 day ago  from ruinedchildhood (originally from theporygontrail)

    spooky-snowflake-hall-of-doom:

    theporygontrail:

    remember when nickelodeon picked the worst possible name for their halloween sweepstakes

    image

  3. Notes: 32746 / 1 week ago  from zombiehunterdon (originally from manaphy)

    (Source: manaphy)

  4. Notes: 1090 / 1 week ago  from basedheisenberg (originally from neonationalist)
    neonationalist:

This seems appropriate given the news media right now.

    neonationalist:

    This seems appropriate given the news media right now.

     
  5. Notes: 149473 / 1 week ago  from ruinedchildhood (originally from rygos)

    (Source: rygos)

  6. Notes: 240622 / 1 week ago  from ruinedchildhood (originally from lianebalaban-deactivated2013040)

    anglosexualsunited:

    i like where this man’s priorities lie

  7. Notes: 116187 / 1 week ago  from ollygollymolly (originally from victini)

    (Source: victini)

     
  8. Notes: 998391 / 1 week ago  from pizza (originally from kookie667)

    kookie667:

    Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”

  9. Notes: 152889 / 2 weeks ago  from strut-your-beauty (originally from evenvatoscry-deactivated2012052)

    jedi-ninja-master:

    enterprising-gentleman:

    sapphirefiber:

    paintedlandscape:

    INFMETRY star projector.

    I really genuinely want this.

    Oh, this is cool, but I bet it’s one of those insanely expensive things I’ll never be able to have in a million years.

    OHWAITLOOK IT’S $22 HOLY CRAP

    Some assembly required, but it looks fun to assemble. AND THOSE RESULTS HOLY CRAP

    Yep, added to my wishlist, for sure!

    $22?!? I know what want for Christmas this year…

    Why have sex under the moon light when you can have it in your dorm AND the middle of the galaxy at the same time?! 

  10. Notes: 10342 / 2 weeks ago  from clemencing (originally from hoyss)

    (Source: hoyss)

     
  11. Notes: 147030 / 2 weeks ago  from ktwentydope (originally from humor-y-videojuegos)

    prguitarman:

    hoynofollo:

    Not today

    The new Final Destination movie looks great

    (Source: humor-y-videojuegos)

  12. Notes: 181261 / 2 weeks ago  from pizza (originally from waynesworld1992)

    drakefan666:

    if you scream at 19yr old retail workers who are trying their hardest till they cry i hope you fucking burn in the deepest level of hell

    (Source: waynesworld1992)

  13. Notes: 35 / 2 weeks ago  from the-cool-unforgivable-youth (originally from positivelynoteworthy)
    positivelynoteworthy:

Frontier | Grand Teton National Park, Wyoming (via Vicki Mar)

    positivelynoteworthy:

    Frontier | Grand Teton National Park, Wyoming (via Vicki Mar)

     
  14. Notes: 278823 / 2 weeks ago  from boss-of-the-plains (originally from moshita)

    Anecdotes by medical practitioners

    "A woman came in for a baby check with her 6-month-old and she had what looked like chocolate milk in the baby’s bottle. So he started explaining to her as kindly as he could that she shouldn’t be giving her baby chocolate milk. At which point she interrupts him and says, ‘Oh that isn’t chocolate milk. It’s coffee! He just loves it!”

    "I had a patient come in for an STD check. She was very upset and continued to tell me that she only had one partner. Progressing through my assessment, she further divulged that even if he was sleeping with other people it shouldn’t matter ‘because he uses a condom every time and he makes sure to wash it thoroughly after every use’.”

    "Had a lady who measured her baby’s temperature by pre-heating the oven and putting one hand in front of it while the other hand was on the baby’s forehead. She told the nurse her baby’s fever was about 250 degrees.”

    "Lady has to have foot amputated and is given waiver forms to sign pre-op. Buddy asks if she needs time to think about it. She’s very nonchalant and doesn’t seem to care much what they do. He gets suspicious and probes a bit as to why she’s not more concerned. She says she gets that they have to operate and it’s OK because the foot will grow back.”

    "I had a couple who had been trying to conceive for over two years. I asked all the usual questions, how often do you have sex, any previous pregnancy, etc etc. Something seemed off to me during the consult, so I continued to ask questions. Finally I asked if he ejaculated while inserted into the vagina. Both parties looked confused.Turns out the couple was not having insertional sex at all. I had to awkwardly explain to them how insertional sex works. Diagrams were required.”

    "Patient comes in, she’s upset. She’s pregnant, and she doesn’t understand why. She’s on the pill. Upon talking to her at great length, I find out that she only takes the pills on the days that she is sexually active – no other time.”

    "Patient comes in with her bf. They are indignant, as if somehow I could’ve prevented [the pregnancy]. The problem? Well, the pills were bothering the girl’s stomach, so, being a gallant bf, he decided to start taking them instead.”

    “I was explaining the treatment to the husband of a patient about to be discharged. He kept nodding and agreeing with me, but I knew it was flying over his head. Turned out a fundamental problem was that I was describing the drugs as ‘tablets’ and he had no clue what those were.”

    Reddit thread 

    (Source: moshita)

  15. Notes: 1914 / 2 weeks ago  from unexplained-events

    unexplained-events:

    This clown had been haunting the people of Staten Island, NY, much like the Northhampton Clown did in England. He too resembles Pennywise from “It” and can be seen walking down the street, holding a bouquet of balloons and waving at petrified people.

    It turned out that it was actually a publicity stunt by, Fuzz on the Lens Production, a film company from Staten Island. None-the-less, I would have pissed myself seeing this clown hiding behind trees…and waving at me.

    [Source]

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